The Six Million Dollar Man is Promoting Reading Aids

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In 1974 I was five years of age and there were just a number of men that I looked as much as. A small number of men that I wanted to imitate and be like. They included my dad, Evel Knievel, Arthur Fonzarelli, and Colonel Steve Austin.Since that time I've discovered that Evel Knievel was a lunatic and an and that Henry Winkler, who portrayed the Fonz, while a pleasant guy is approximately an out of 10 on the "flake" size. But I still had Lee Majors. After all he was committed to Farrah Fawcett, he must of had some super powers in real life.Boy was I set for a shock when I saw Lee Majors selling his Bionic Rechargeable Hearing Aid. What a wakeup call. Can it be true? Could be the Bionic Man getting old. Are his elements finding rusty?The most important question, needless to say, is what does all of this mean for me? Am I getting old? Let us see, in 1974 I was five and within just per month I will be remembering my 39th birthday. I guess I'm at the very least growing old. Can I have a hearing assist in my future? Rather possibly."We may rebuild him. We have the technology". I really believe that is how the launch to the tv screen show went. Do I must say I wish to be reconstructed? All things considered it worked for Pamela Lee Anderson. She was rebuilt.As for me personally I believe I could wait on the whole rebuilding point. I can watch for cataract surgery [ http://thehearingfix.com/blog/2012/07/siemens-hearing-aids-reviews/ siemens hearing aid reviews]. I can wait for the hearing aid. I've yet to share with my wife to be sure she sees some Metamucil or Denture treatment. And good Lord, I hope I never have to make sure I've an abundant share of Depends.I have had the old prostate examined. That was a great time.I only ask that my boyhood heroes go easy on me. Go slow. Be gentle. If Lindsay Wagner of "Bionic Woman" popularity can wait a few years before she starts peddling her string of alternative hip centers that will be wonderful.The next thing you're planning to tell me is that Pete Rose is banned from baseball.